Monologue2

Hey guys
[2:58:39 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: Now somebody explain this to me
[2:58:49 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: There is a glow n the dark tab in the back of my car's trunck
[2:58:53 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: Aprently
[2:58:59 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: its used to open the trunk of the car, FROM THE INSIDE
[2:59:02 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: SO BASICALLY
[2:59:07 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: the ppl that made the car, had a thought
[2:59:14 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: a very unique thought
[2:59:28 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: If somebody gets locked in the back of the trunk, they can let themselves out via convient glow in the dark tab
[2:59:35 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: IT"S A GODDERM LUXURY CAR
[2:59:40 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: WHY WOULD I STUFF SOMEONE IN MY TRUNK
[2:59:42 PM] jan: Seems legit
[2:59:54 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown is astounded
[2:59:59 PM] jan: Because that's what people do
[3:00:02 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: Apprently
[3:00:08 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: "Meanwhile in AMerican"
[3:00:24 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: But now I kinda want to see if it works
[3:00:35 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: maybe it doesnt
[3:00:39 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: it's just there for false hope
[3:00:40 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: who knows?
[3:00:47 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: the friggin instruction manual doesnt say anything
[3:00:53 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: You anna know wut else is funny
[3:00:55 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: On the tab
[3:01:03 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: it says PULL, and then it shows someone running away from the car
[3:01:10 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: so basically, you pull the tab,and then GTF out of there
[3:01:16 PM] jan: XD
[3:01:27 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: at first I though it was to blow the car up or something
[3:01:32 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: pull the tab and run
[3:01:33 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: but nope
[3:01:50 PM] jan: Well, lock yourself in and find ot
[3:01:58 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: I'm planning to
[3:02:02 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: but watch, it wont work
[3:02:06 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: and I'll get myself stuff
[3:02:14 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: stuck
[3:02:34 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: then I'll go over to the company "after screaming for helo, and then reciving said help", and b like
[3:02:35 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: YO
[3:02:41 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: YOUR TAB THING ISNT WURKING
[3:02:48 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: or
[3:02:51 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: I'll stuff somebody else
[3:02:54 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: and see them get out
[3:02:59 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: and I'll go up to the m and b like
[3:03:01 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: WHOSE SIDE R U ON
[3:03:20 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: wut happens if ur tied up
[3:03:24 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: might as well add in a rope cutter as well
[3:03:29 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: and maybe even a mudderfrucking phone
[3:03:32 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: to call for help
[3:03:33 PM] Brian/RGC Mercury/TriggersDown: geez