Monologue 3

 huge car accident right outside my house
the poilce are letting some random dude
direct traffic
lol
like whaddup
I'm a random dude
Can I direct traffic
Yeah sure man
go ahead
its not like there's a dude dying in this car
yeh go ahead
direct traffic
OK!
Dis car cern gerr overr heres
and dis guy can come over STOP
back up
backup
nope
no